THE REVEREND MAMMOTH BIGMITTS

Name: Bigmitts, Mammoth
Age: unknown
Birthday: unknown
Strength: 6
Special Abilities: Big Cadillac means running people over, Pearl-handled silver pistol nicknamed "The Virgin." Other weapons: .45 named "The Father", a .38 named "Son" and a sawed off shotgun called "The Holy Ghost"

Favorite Bands: The Anglos, Bach, The Strokes, Pizzicato Five, The Dead Milkmen

Lifelong Ambition: Pilgrimage to The Vatican

Favorite Foods: communion, beef ribs, pistachio nuts, the Moody Bleu Burger @ Moody's

Favorite Album: Mozart's "Requiem"

Joining the seminary at 12, the Reverend Bigmitts knew he had a calling at an early age. The guilt he feels after a hit is washed away with his belief in the Prodigal Son. Serving God as a Priest at Our Lady of Lourdes Parish on North Ashland, he is as big a pillar in the community as his disproportionate hands are to his body. Crushing walnuts and tightening weight-bearing bolts throughout the parish hall is a neat party trick, but after the 8:00 PM mass Bigmitts hits the town with vengeance comparable to any secular hedonist.