SHANNON CLAWHAMMER

Name: Clawhammer, Shannon
Age: 29
Birthday: unknown
Hobbies: Making up drinking games, xBox 360
Strength: 7
Special Abilities: His signature finishing move, the Hammerhead.

Favorite Playwrights/Authors: Mrozek, Goethe, Beckett, Wilde was a poof.

Known Vehicles:
1982 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
#IRELND
1978 Peugeot TSE
MCY#IKILL

Pets: Tank, English bulldog


Ireland's infamous playboy of the Western World, Clawhammer made quite a racket in his homeland with a series of alcohol-induced, all but maniacal killings which lasted 8 days straight with victims in Counties Galway & Limerick. It was a PR nightmare which due to the media's involvement resulted in an acquittal. Everyone knows he did it, he all but admitted it, and Ireland's only retribution was covertly banning him from the Emerald Isle. He made a home, and a bloody reputation, in Chicago.