CONNOR BRADLEY DUNCAN

Name: Duncan, Connor Bradley
Age: 38
Neighborhood: Gold Coast
Hometown: Hoffman Estates
Occupation: Consultant
Special abilities: [CENSORED] Laundering
Perceived Strength: 10
Actual Strength: Officially, [CENSORED]
Other Organizations: Anti-Ebonics Association of America
(Business card reads: Connor B. White Ð President, Chicago Chapter)
Pets: Two Pomeranians, Belmont & Wrigley
Likes: MLS, sweaters, frequent flyer miles, Phil Mickelson, hedge funds
Dislikes: the Red Line, bear markets, labor unions, hippies, crocs, condo association board members
Favorite Album: Phil Collins-No Jacket Required

Connor Bradley Duncan has a blueblood background with familial ties to Suburban Chicago (and undisclosed political affiliations as well). He was on his way to a wonderful career in local Machine politiics (like his father before him) when his 75ft sailboat was impounded for drug [CENSORED] in Diversey Harbor. The subsequent investigation led authorities to more severe crimes including 2nd degree [CENSORED] and involuntary manslaughter. Fortunately for Connor the sailing vessel in question turned out to belong to a distant cousin with the similar name of Connor [CENSORED] Duncan. He now [CENSORED] and only aspires to handle her campaign contributions.

Currently awaiting trial for sexual [CENSORED] with a minor. The girl in question is the daughter of a former City Council President. Interrogation tape revealed the following exchange:

Duncan: "Ah come on, she told me she was 17."
Arresting Officer: "...and that is illegal."
Duncan: "Oh, I see."